Monday, December 18, 2006

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I've been really busy lately. Doing what you may ask? Well, working and seeing friends, but I've also been working hard at gaining back some lost personal space. I've really been enjoying not being around people a whole lot. It's been nice to go for a walk alone, go out for coffee to read alone and do just about anything, alone. I am definitely looking forward to seeing everyone again, but, while I have this opportunity, I'm taking advantage of it!

I also recently got the privilege to meet up with Luke(alberta) for coffee one night while he was down in my area visiting family. That was really nice, it was fun to talk about things that only we would care about. Things from school, etc, that kind of thing.

I also just got back from a friends concert, Simon Hoskyn, which was really good, I went with Jake and Marg and we had a de-lightful time.

That about does it for my update, I don't really have alot I feel like saying, so before I move on to more trivial matters, I'll give you a quote I like to think about regarding contemplative prayer.

“This method of prayer is a movement beyond conversation with Christ to communion with Him.”
-Thomas Keating


Lately I've been looking at some of the stats for my webpage, and I've been noticing that when I include a famous persons name in the midst of an entry, I get people searching for that and stumbling across my page. So, in order to fully exploit that, I composed the following short story using top search keywords compiled from various search engines. I hope you enjoy this, and if you don't, well, it's boosting my traffic soooo...

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After a long day at the Golden Globe Awards, Britney Spears sat on the couch, turned on the T.V. and flipped past the NFL game, a WWE match, briefly settled on the Miss Universe competition but then sighed, shut of the T.V. and said to Paris Hilton, "You want to play some Nintendo Wii?" "What?" Paris Hilton asked, "Sorry, I was listening to Beyonce Knowles belt out a tune on my Apple Ipod."

"Whatever," Britney flippantly remarked, "you and your Christmas music. You'd probably rather play XBox or PS2 anyways."

"Well let's do something, like throw around the baseball, play a round of golf, try out for the NBA, anything!" Paris cried, "I'm so bored I'd even watch a YouTube video of Tupac and Eminem teaching Lindsey Lohan how to play "Pokemon Poker"!"

Britney laughed, "I'm not quite that desperate yet, why don't you go on your Apple computer and see if Clay Aiken is online on MySpace, he always has good ideas!"

Paris Hilton squinted at the laptop that Hilary Duff gave her. "Something is not right," she declared, "My spyware detector is blocking all sites except, NeoPets, Wikipedia and a Barbie fansite. How could this happen? I only ever use this computer to look up prom hairstyles that are endorsed by Jessica Simpson!"

Frustrated, Britney put down her wine accessories and came over to have a look. "I know what the problem is, when you let Harry Potter borrow your laptop over Halloween and Easter, he installed LimeWire and KaZaA so he could download all his favourite Shakira songs."

Paris Hilton sighed, checked the time on her Nokia N80 and suggested, "You know, why don't we just invite Jennifer Lopez over and write ourselves the best darn High School Musical since SpongeBob SquarePants!"

Britney Spears jumped up, dropped her PSP and said, "You know, that's even better than Oprah Winfrey's suggestion! Let's go!"

And so they did.

The End

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